Evolution is a bitch

Saturday, February 9, 2013

new writing direction...

ITEM ONE.This neanderthal magazine is going to try to turn a profit so if you want to buy and ad get to me soon beofre i talk to a few close friends who want the close freind discount. -this week editing and pricing
                                                                               -next week get bukowskaholic up and running,
                                                                                plan party,
                                                                               2nd mag edition, a magazine every week that i work on...hopefully

    goal # 1 volunteer for other small presses to get idea possibly invest together on a for profit dirt bag/neanderthal/dyke/music/lo
fi/mag or series of mags...

    make more each time with goal to store the unsod ones in a storage locker and auction those lockers off....stash journals away
     turn them into saleable words right infront of the world...if there isnt an "IM charles bukowsi" competition its high time there was....

the hits keep coming....find a partner , call it bukowskaholic enterprises, this is the last of neanderthal industries free entertainment dfor the masses division. im starting my career as an alchemist. turing my thoughts into things. things that have a value but would rather be traded to you for a night on your couch. each magazine a travelog of where i was just staying....
fictional interludes include
the stewardess and the tennis coach
neanderthal nanny

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Gambling the Neanderthal Way

Hello and welcome to my little corner of the Universe. A little about me. I broke three bookies in South Philadelphia with my Baseball moneyline Parlays. They don’t take my bets anymore, even when they are messing with the lines. I’m just that lucky. Unfortunately I’m not nearly clever enough to open an illegal online betting account because I live in the USA, and I’m stuck in Pennsylvania for a couple more years. I am dangerously close to having to get a real job. That’s why I was thrilled when the owners of this site told me that they would be happy to pay me when I won and castigate me when I lose. Sounds like we are back in the game, ladies and gentlemen!

I intend to give you three plays a day that I propose you bet as follows, in 5 unit increments.

I intend to start looking at the horse racing leading up to the breeders cup in the fall. I was in Cali for last years , but there was no way I was attending it live, the whole town stunk of Pilates, vegetarians and seven dollar beers. I am sure Santa Anita is happy that my Neanderthal behind stayed out of their pleasure paradise, but it was a lot more fun for me to bet my pupu platter of Euro Invaders, hot trainers and names that the universe was smiling upon from the poker tables at Hollywood Park than it was to pay the prohibitive admission and ridiculous parking fees which instead I put on the table. Even though the bet runner girls were inattentive I still scored a nice three figure payday on Saturday and Sunday so there ya go, there’s my bonifides for horses.

The NFL is where I need to hit every third week to stay ahead of the man. I am all about putting my money to work for me and the power of the parlay. One five teamer can make my month if it’s the right five teams! I look forward to putting a few more bookies out of business. That’s what I do, I keep it simple, and if someone thinks they are luckier than me they are probably right, most days, but on my best days I’m signing tax forms and laughing my way to the single mother support center over by the airport where a man with a pocket full of loot can feel pretty for a few hours.

Gambling the Neanderthal Way- Picks-MLB-Friday, June 28,2013

5 unit 3 team parlay Take Baltimore(-117) Pittsburg (-189) and the Mets (-157)

The Nats are just awesome and have a great looking lineup, but the Mets have their sizzling hot Ace Matt Harvey on the mound and this may be the only competitive game that they play against the Nats. I’m not saying professional athletes have different gears or play any less than 100 percent at all times, or maybe I am. The New York Crowd will cheer every strike in this one and the energy will lift the home team to victory. The Nats will be over confident and Jason Werth will be thinking about the nightlife and mailing it in. I will also wager 5 units on the Mets to win straight up.

Similarly Pittsburg has their western PA equivalent of an ace on the mound in Rookie Sensation Gerrit Cole. This battle of the rookie pitchers goes to the home team on this night. I also like that Ryan Braun is out of the lineup for the Brewers. Again you should also Take Pitts straight up for 5 units.

The third bet is to again take the underdog home team, but this time with the unknown Rookie pitcher. The Yankees haven’t seen enough of TJ McFarland to have a book and him and the rook will be pumped by the start against the hated rival. Look and listen for New York Yankee fans who drove down to Baltimore getting the crap kicked out of them by the Baltimore Faithful. TJ threw 2 innings against the Yankees striking three out and I am looking for that trend to continue. Baltimore can’t afford to lose tonight so again I am putting 5 units on them to win as well.