its easy to spot the canadians at a poker table in vegas
there are, as they say in poker, tells
standoff ish ness is one clue
they keep to themselves from long winters alone
holed up behind thiick insulating walls
huddling closer to the seal skin lamp which provides both light and heat
the faint smell of seal oil never leaves thier pores completely
stand next to danile negranu sometime and take a whiff
the patchouli he wears almost does the trick
but it still registers on the palate
a mix of king crab, jellyfish and herring that once smelled can never be unsmelled
another canadian tell is that they are the highest ones at the table
right after you notice the seal oil smell you get hit with the cloud of recently smoked pot that is sticking to their clothing like the dirt followed pig pen in the peanuts cartoon
they got that good stuff up there in BC
grown by ameircan draft dodging hippies and exchanged in leiu of rent
they have free weed stations at the public restrooms in candinadia
this glout of hi grade pot is why their governemnt feels they can get away with anything
and conrad black could only exist in a place where everyone is zoning out 24 hours a day
maybe this is why they take bad beats so well
thats poker, eh? they say as they get up and smile graciously
wishing the table luck and saying goodbyr to the other canadians in the room
lets go oot later, eh?
yaa yaa
a rush tee shirt is a dead giveaway
as are the ubiquitous aviator shades
top gun is still the best movie a canadian has ever scene
they have festivals up there
the ottowa "ice man" festival is the largest movie dress up carnival in canadinadia
val kilmer can't get through the airports up there
one tellt hais100percnt on is when a canadindian is on a draw you can hear him humming
"highway to the dangerzone"
the last tell i will share with you is they are all stuck up
male and female alike
i flirst with them and they don't flirt back
they know im using them for citizenship
gay marraige is ok up there
id live in a loveless sham gay marraige just to play pokerstars in my undies again
i miss you so much pokerstars!
there are, as they say in poker, tells
standoff ish ness is one clue
they keep to themselves from long winters alone
holed up behind thiick insulating walls
huddling closer to the seal skin lamp which provides both light and heat
the faint smell of seal oil never leaves thier pores completely
stand next to danile negranu sometime and take a whiff
the patchouli he wears almost does the trick
but it still registers on the palate
a mix of king crab, jellyfish and herring that once smelled can never be unsmelled
another canadian tell is that they are the highest ones at the table
right after you notice the seal oil smell you get hit with the cloud of recently smoked pot that is sticking to their clothing like the dirt followed pig pen in the peanuts cartoon
they got that good stuff up there in BC
grown by ameircan draft dodging hippies and exchanged in leiu of rent
they have free weed stations at the public restrooms in candinadia
this glout of hi grade pot is why their governemnt feels they can get away with anything
and conrad black could only exist in a place where everyone is zoning out 24 hours a day
maybe this is why they take bad beats so well
thats poker, eh? they say as they get up and smile graciously
wishing the table luck and saying goodbyr to the other canadians in the room
lets go oot later, eh?
yaa yaa
a rush tee shirt is a dead giveaway
as are the ubiquitous aviator shades
top gun is still the best movie a canadian has ever scene
they have festivals up there
the ottowa "ice man" festival is the largest movie dress up carnival in canadinadia
val kilmer can't get through the airports up there
one tellt hais100percnt on is when a canadindian is on a draw you can hear him humming
"highway to the dangerzone"
the last tell i will share with you is they are all stuck up
male and female alike
i flirst with them and they don't flirt back
they know im using them for citizenship
gay marraige is ok up there
id live in a loveless sham gay marraige just to play pokerstars in my undies again
i miss you so much pokerstars!
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