nothing like a deadline to get me writing, or not writing
i will write for others on their timetable
im less likely to write for myself
id rather write it tommorrow
let the idears percolate a little
heading to cali to surf
it would be nice to have a thumb drive in my pocket....
but who knows if ill ever do my thing
current thinking is to TEASE the next six or seven issues
with an hour (or more) a day on line, writing, editing

got a job to trickle some cashflow back into the coffers
the new boss claims to be cool with a 3 day work week
i could expand the work week if i wanted to
but maybe just maybe ill work for myself the same amount of time
the last job i had made me value time more and the words flowed
the words flow as a great excuse
flowing well when the chores beckon
a summer full of chores ill get to tommorrow
still out there

ok brain im on to you
ill out think you yetyou crafty lazy bastard
you claim its efficiency
you claim to be writing scattered word frameworks
scarecrows
that need to be stuffed
raggedy tattered bits of clothes
hanging in the wind

worldview shift in effect
glamorizing booze?  for who? for what?
acting like im retired out here on the farm
the perfect time of year out here
great sleeping weather
its just about to start turning orange and red
but im naturally inclined to chillax
priorities on the cusp of fifty
as i enter my fiftieth year
arms raised in triumph
still free, still free
improbably, still free
no boss, no woman, no addictions i cant shake
acres of words to sling
here at the word farm
get up at dawn
get my word on
all of a sudden its noon
my brains goes zoom zoom
soaring to heights and plunging to depths
ima write me some shit
and sell it out west
east coast flaovers for you crapperr
east coast flavors for your crapper
a magazine designed specifically to be left in the john
doubles as toilet paper
three pages in every issue left blannd for your shit
figurative or literal
its a magazine party ya'll

 

hillbilly sangria-  2 oz apple pie moonshine
                            4 oz chianti
                            1/2 an apple, chunked attractively
                            flavored seltzer or tonic water to taste

fill the biggest glass you have in the house with a tray of ice cubes
add ingredients
top with seltzer or tonic depending on how much lawn you have left to mow

after two of these i would not reccommend swimming, but floating in the pool with one of these is a far better afternoon than most people ever have.....

right now is the planning pahse for harry hillbillies line of beverages
harry hillbillys catering service
thats the next issue i guess

thats hill william to you.......
                            

Production slow need entries gonna go face-bug some people

Idea for shelter.  THE ASSHOLES DOWNSTAIRS
buy a big house, run a womans shelter, the first floor is rugby players, my family members, single moms
a shelter, if you will
to help single moms out

we will live on the first flor of an apartment nuilding or home
we would be built in baby sitters. security guards, role models
call it "theres a neanderthal in my basement " program

 

deadline for neanderthal submissions is august 30th by email or post it here.  the first issue will be ruff by design.  im going to try to have them printed up before my 49th birthday.  im celebrating that the week starting september 8th in washington DC
heres my drinking schedule so far, its filling up fast! 

9/8-9/10 DC official first stop of the neanderthal north american tour, planning to hop a frieght tr
                    back to philly to keep my costs down

9/20 NYC farrishes couch tour- old man rugby-

10/27 halloween in doylestown, camping out? 

11/07 chicago?   satches couch?

11/15 sanfrandiego im staying til i learn to surf.....

12/1 poker at the hollywood park track, bukowski off, quarterly assessment of my business plan.

biz plan-  i can live in squalor in south philly for about a grand a month.  rent seems silly to pay when i can buy food for people with mortgages and be an amusing dinner companion from the woods preaching my back to the caves lifestyle.  if i cant get something going with my one man party act, i will go back to the suck shit lifestyle that 40 hours a week represents to me..  im a 20 hour work week kinda guy, its better for my soul, gives me more time to think

2nd quarter plan is mexico or ecuador, maybe vietnam......

Neanderthal Man fix school- him send plan to talented teacher turned administrator
                             plan make sense to Neanderthallus..

Neanderthal Man thank woman-  singular-  him one woman Neanderthal
                             make magazine to be the other half of Modern Neanderhal
                             this called "Awesome Broads" 

Neanderthal Man offer help to gambling addict:  this is a poker bulletin board link..
                             

Neanderthal Man goes to the track.  Watches and listens as the Universe describes itself and defines it's beauty in random combinations of echoes, feedback, feedbags and beauty.  The love message want's to reach me but there are so many filters!  I turned 50 into 310 yesterday by betting on the sport of kings.  The kings wives and kids named the horses.  It's their energy, not completely fouled by this world, that I picked up on.  A little love left on the bone, not hammered out by cruel reality yet, a clear soprano voice in the darkness.