The rage machine dwindles and shimmers on the horizon, always a tiny dot in my rear-view, or just over that far hill.
The reptilian brain. The oldest part of sentience, the first thing that is truly ours. Rage.

Raging as you wake up hungry in a wet diaper, cold, some hippy left the window open after they burned the lentils again. Sharing the rage with the world at the top of your tiny but expressive lungs.

Getting into it now as you hear them coming for you, to shut you up with lies about love. Well, this time they are going to hear the full story, feel it's dark cavernous empty depths, respect my authority!

"There, there baby, you are all wet you little silly-pants, Aww!" A nipple in my mouth shuts up an awful lot of my rage and why is it so easy to get me in line with a promise of a full belly like this mouthful right here and life is in the moment, baby, and this is starting to get good with the bouncing and let's see where she's going with this, I'm STILL mad, YO.... Just sayn.

Resistance starts to fade, can't we all just get along, but no, they will never learn if you cave in this easily, stand up for our rage rights baby boy, resist the rocking and the cooing and what is this awful trick? This is a rubber nipple, not a bottle tip! I refuse to be pacified so easily, you had better call in for an airstrike, get your napalm buddy, because this baby rage is entrenched!

Another be-diapered terrorist cell becomes activated.
The torture never stops.



Monday, October 29, 2012

     Neanderthal man stumbles into a Barnes and Noble somewhere near Mailbu, his head swimming from the 17 dollar pasta he just ate and the line of employees thanking him on the way out....They must be confused, the pleasantries throw him off balance, what is it with these earthquake riders. these plastiques?   His guide on this foray is a former east coast asshole who has been soaking up the beauty vibe for the last decade and is a fountain of west coast knowledge and trivia.  He seems to have successfully transitioned his OCD from footbal trivial to guru.  He's full of advice which on the east coast came out as harsh and judgemental, but here its been magically transformed, all unicorns and butterflies,  projecting the right image and channeling the late Patrick Swayze  in "Roadhouse" and "just be nice" Dude your energy is harshing my mellow.
     Our caveman hero seeks refuge in the poetry section and opens a Bukowski to recenter his Chi.  Its not working.  The words dance, is there something pumped into the air like in casinos ?  He walks down to the cafe' and manages to grab a seat at a table among the Pepperdine law students and the sad old men who surreptisciously leer at both sexes.  He tries the bukowski again, but the picture is even sadder this time, and now he's worried about his image, Foul SoCal, what are you doing to my normally cavalier image?  It's not all SoCal's fault, his transplanted pal's monologs were also trying to condition our cave pal, well not anymore.  He strides purposefully to the restroom and comences his own program of conditioning the air. 
      Maybe that was all it was afterall, some gastric distress, but he hasn't been sleeping right and is up every morning at a the time he always gets up on the East Coast but here it's still dark as shit and there's coyote's.  Well not here, that was the wonder valley and maybe thats where he should be heading.  Back to where things sort of make sense.  Broke people being nice to each other.  Dark skies at night.  Crazy hippies.  Meteors.
    He wakes up in Simi Valley and it is predictably dark.  Revealtion.  The confusing thing about the bookstore is that so many people are devoting so much time to produce books of poetry by cats, diaries of wimpy kids, useless love advice and vampire porn.  There's still a few geniuses (Genii?) on the shelves but the people who understand the great thoughts contained in thier pages also understand that there are better ways to get your word fix than the retail nightmare that was ripping the flesh of poor Mr. Neanderthallus last night.
The reason he is son attracted to Bukowski is his efficiency.  No four page descriptions of table tops.  No long metaphors about whales or vanity.  He found a cute little porch to hide under and growl and talk about the real things in life.  Relationships, Beauty, the burning Empire, violence and Baccanaila. The ultimate survivor,  a lyrical  cockroach madly typing away in short little efficiencies that distract the neanderthal just enough to loosen his bowels, but not so much that he forgets to check for the sabretooth.
 

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

Saturday, September 29, 2012

nothing like a deadline to get me writing, or not writing
i will write for others on their timetable
im less likely to write for myself
id rather write it tommorrow
let the idears percolate a little
heading to cali to surf
it would be nice to have a thumb drive in my pocket....
but who knows if ill ever do my thing
current thinking is to TEASE the next six or seven issues
with an hour (or more) a day on line, writing, editing

got a job to trickle some cashflow back into the coffers
the new boss claims to be cool with a 3 day work week
i could expand the work week if i wanted to
but maybe just maybe ill work for myself the same amount of time
the last job i had made me value time more and the words flowed
the words flow as a great excuse
flowing well when the chores beckon
a summer full of chores ill get to tommorrow
still out there

ok brain im on to you
ill out think you yetyou crafty lazy bastard
you claim its efficiency
you claim to be writing scattered word frameworks
scarecrows
that need to be stuffed
raggedy tattered bits of clothes
hanging in the wind

Thursday, September 13, 2012

worldview shift in effect
glamorizing booze?  for who? for what?
acting like im retired out here on the farm
the perfect time of year out here
great sleeping weather
its just about to start turning orange and red
but im naturally inclined to chillax
priorities on the cusp of fifty
as i enter my fiftieth year
arms raised in triumph
still free, still free
improbably, still free
no boss, no woman, no addictions i cant shake
acres of words to sling
here at the word farm
get up at dawn
get my word on
all of a sudden its noon
my brains goes zoom zoom
soaring to heights and plunging to depths
ima write me some shit
and sell it out west
east coast flaovers for you crapperr
east coast flavors for your crapper
a magazine designed specifically to be left in the john
doubles as toilet paper
three pages in every issue left blannd for your shit
figurative or literal
its a magazine party ya'll

 

Saturday, September 1, 2012

hillbilly sangria-  2 oz apple pie moonshine
                            4 oz chianti
                            1/2 an apple, chunked attractively
                            flavored seltzer or tonic water to taste

fill the biggest glass you have in the house with a tray of ice cubes
add ingredients
top with seltzer or tonic depending on how much lawn you have left to mow

after two of these i would not reccommend swimming, but floating in the pool with one of these is a far better afternoon than most people ever have.....

right now is the planning pahse for harry hillbillies line of beverages
harry hillbillys catering service
thats the next issue i guess

thats hill william to you.......
                            

Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Production slow need entries gonna go face-bug some people

Idea for shelter.  THE ASSHOLES DOWNSTAIRS
buy a big house, run a womans shelter, the first floor is rugby players, my family members, single moms
a shelter, if you will
to help single moms out

we will live on the first flor of an apartment nuilding or home
we would be built in baby sitters. security guards, role models
call it "theres a neanderthal in my basement " program

 

Tuesday, August 21, 2012

deadline for neanderthal submissions is august 30th by email or post it here.  the first issue will be ruff by design.  im going to try to have them printed up before my 49th birthday.  im celebrating that the week starting september 8th in washington DC
heres my drinking schedule so far, its filling up fast! 

9/8-9/10 DC official first stop of the neanderthal north american tour, planning to hop a frieght tr
                    back to philly to keep my costs down

9/20 NYC farrishes couch tour- old man rugby-

10/27 halloween in doylestown, camping out? 

11/07 chicago?   satches couch?

11/15 sanfrandiego im staying til i learn to surf.....

12/1 poker at the hollywood park track, bukowski off, quarterly assessment of my business plan.

biz plan-  i can live in squalor in south philly for about a grand a month.  rent seems silly to pay when i can buy food for people with mortgages and be an amusing dinner companion from the woods preaching my back to the caves lifestyle.  if i cant get something going with my one man party act, i will go back to the suck shit lifestyle that 40 hours a week represents to me..  im a 20 hour work week kinda guy, its better for my soul, gives me more time to think

2nd quarter plan is mexico or ecuador, maybe vietnam......