2012 Couch Surfing Tour

If it is the end of the world i guess i better get right with god quick
theres no deadline like the end of the world
if im wrong i had a few laughs along the way and wasnt that a crazy idea i had about how to live life?

if im right i need to see a few things before the end

here are the stops on my couch surfing tour so far

nova scotia, canadian train tour, portland, san fran, san diego, mexico, panama

this is what is being kicked around in my head
i may also rent a house in wildwood for the winter and write alot

i may just find a way to live in canada if i can convince people to trade me goods and services and a buck or two here and there for collections of my words

with an itinerary like this there are multipl opportunites to see how cool people are communung with nature and figure out ideas for how i should be spending the rest of my life

its a fact finding tour
im going to go to canada on a STAYcation

figure out what kinds of hoops the canadians need me to jump thru and im guessing that having a taxable stream of income would make me a valuable citizen in their eyes

there is still the distinct possibility that i might be driving across country

id like to visit some canadian sights from a tourist with a STAY-cation personality...

i think its not out of the realm of possibility that this would be entertaining

ill start my celebrity house sitting business
im a celebirty who house sits professionally in peoples manisions in costa rica?
ill live in your vacation home for ya!  must be hard to find people to do that in this economy?
when vacation rentals are down due to tight money?

REPORT FROM THE FIELD:
weeds everywhere, the first tomatoes, beans are done.
Dogs are fed, loved, played with
11am baking done time to write
not a bad life im leading this summer
the polish thinks i have it all figured out
he said you should be like your brother joe, neverworking, living the good life
he had his chance and fucked it up
he lived near the parents and i crossed my fingers
it didnt work out that well
it could have been batter
but the roles are written in time now
after 40 years you think you get thhang of someone
they become predi table
the dance, choreographed by the media
young is loud and jarring, flashy
old is just whats worked for quite some time
if it aint broke dont fix it
agents of discord erect hedges, fencerows, walls, borders

they sell your mineral rights and your water rights because they write the laws
they have airspaces which get violated by renegade world leaders who are rocking more melanin in their blood than we are, believe in different idea that are basically the same

agents of differfence
im the neucelotide that bonds with the other neucleotides
brings things together
in the same room
waits to turn the awkward into hilarity
laugh therapy
contact for rates and scheduling


off peak housing locator.....

im just working thru the possibilities here.....

the world couch tour is a great idea for a tee shirt i think
a few ads on criagslist should get the ball rolling.....

the first couch on the tour is a lovely little ell in the corner of a tiny apartment just outside  Sacremento
my mom reached out to a facebook friend and ive never been in sacremento so
i found a

couch in desert

hostel!

couch in basement

seems the key is to line up the next couch in advance